Lapkopwig Mipbedfad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest wren.

Lapkopwig Mipbedfad created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapkopwig Mipbedfad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lapkopwig Mipbedfad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lapkopwig Mipbedfad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lapkopwig Mipbedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear pink kilts.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lapkopwig Mipbedfad on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.