Flyhatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless deer.

Flyhatsin created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhatsin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyhatsin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flyhatsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Flyhatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed carrots to moths while wearing ear rings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.