Shavfosszakhabragvagpak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud dragonfly.

Shavfosszakhabragvagpak created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavfosszakhabragvagpak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavfosszakhabragvagpak, he will come to you in dreams.

Shavfosszakhabragvagpak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Shavfosszakhabragvagpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Shavfosszakhabragvagpak loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if six pigs approach from the south.

5. Never write about comets.