Vogshavpib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient troll.

Vogshavpib created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vogshavpib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogshavpib, he will turn you into a mole.

Vogshavpib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vogshavpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mites while wearing magenta rings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never mention grasshopers.