Ominhamjop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring centaur.

Ominhamjop created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ominhamjop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominhamjop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ominhamjop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ominhamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ominhamjop's name in vain.

2. Never feed spinach to swans while wearing yellow shoes.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. You must pray to Ominhamjop five times a day.