Afcudyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable badger.

Afcudyarp created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afcudyarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afcudyarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Afcudyarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Afcudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shirts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afcudyarp.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.