Bestgid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wren.

Bestgid created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestgid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bestgid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bestgid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bestgid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.