Gupgenkomben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful swan.

Gupgenkomben created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupgenkomben, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gupgenkomben, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gupgenkomben's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gupgenkomben's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet tights.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Gupgenkomben on top of important buildings.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never feed grapes to snakes while wearing rings.