Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish porpoise.

Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Put Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas first in all things.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always obey Yarlspagmat Kipflagfas' priests.