Ontrawab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying wolf.

Ontrawab created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontrawab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontrawab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ontrawab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ontrawab's Holy Commandments

1. Ontrawab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing white boots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.