Rensitvenbellarfkararf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical duck.

Rensitvenbellarfkararf created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rensitvenbellarfkararf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rensitvenbellarfkararf, she will come to you in dreams.

Rensitvenbellarfkararf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rensitvenbellarfkararf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rensitvenbellarfkararf.

5. Always obey Rensitvenbellarfkararf's priests.