Stigcidyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil hydra.

Stigcidyarl created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcidyarl, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigcidyarl, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigcidyarl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Stigcidyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigcidyarl.