Homrulmanzodquart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage dingo.

Homrulmanzodquart created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homrulmanzodquart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homrulmanzodquart, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Homrulmanzodquart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Homrulmanzodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never leap in the presence of eagles.

3. Homrulmanzodquart loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.