Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing scorpion.

Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailcap Woddoblikdag Benhittag.