Vinrigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent goose.

Vinrigbog created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinrigbog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinrigbog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vinrigbog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vinrigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always obey Vinrigbog's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Vinrigbog six times a day.