Kintafquillnat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental raven.

Kintafquillnat created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kintafquillnat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kintafquillnat, it will cry a lot.

Kintafquillnat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kintafquillnat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Kintafquillnat's priests.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.