Rapmumflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain fox.

Rapmumflig created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmumflig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rapmumflig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rapmumflig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rapmumflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never hop in the presence of snails.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rapmumflig in the centre of the settlement.