Dum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient lizard.

Dum created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dum, it will turn you into a slug.

Dum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Dum first in all things.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.