Jenhakgub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking faun.

Jenhakgub created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenhakgub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenhakgub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jenhakgub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jenhakgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Jenhakgub loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never skip in the presence of sharks.