Arfmaphan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate shrew.

Arfmaphan created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfmaphan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arfmaphan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arfmaphan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Arfmaphan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Arfmaphan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.