Cedbedpark is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing spider.

Cedbedpark created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedbedpark, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedbedpark, she will turn you into a slug.

Cedbedpark's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cedbedpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedbedpark.

5. Feed all hungry otters.