Stiplidflabtun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced alligator.

Stiplidflabtun created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiplidflabtun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiplidflabtun, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stiplidflabtun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stiplidflabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.