Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent horse.

Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Kiksitflow Tipcibbonk loves monkeys, so they must be respected.