Cin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking naga.

Cin created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cin.

2. Retreat if seven otters approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Cin six times a day.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.