Ingkopflow is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless turtle.

Ingkopflow created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ingkopflow, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingkopflow, she will turn you into a worm.

Ingkopflow's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ingkopflow's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.