Parkfabhab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical cow.

Parkfabhab created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfabhab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Parkfabhab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Parkfabhab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Parkfabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkfabhab.

4. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing gray kilts.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Parkfabhab in the centre of the settlement.