Taringbid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless wombat.

Taringbid created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taringbid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Taringbid, she will turn you into a slug.

Taringbid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Taringbid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Taringbid first in all things.

2. You must pray to Taringbid five times a day.

3. Retreat if seven doves approach from the north.

4. Always obey Taringbid's priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.