Sterbunbug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental wren.

Sterbunbug created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbunbug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterbunbug, she will turn you into a slug.

Sterbunbug's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sterbunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never paint your chest purple.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing indigo stockings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

5. You must pray to Sterbunbug four times a day.