Didlog Zogtargtim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-knowing chinchilla.

Didlog Zogtargtim created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlog Zogtargtim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didlog Zogtargtim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Didlog Zogtargtim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Didlog Zogtargtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.