Wapgenpop is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable rat.

Wapgenpop created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapgenpop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapgenpop, he will turn you into a goat.

Wapgenpop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wapgenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Wapgenpop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat grapes.