Lagfarnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying armadillo.

Lagfarnull created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagfarnull, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagfarnull, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lagfarnull's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lagfarnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.