Flanceppas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, competent centaur.

Flanceppas created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanceppas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flanceppas, it will ignore you.

Flanceppas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flanceppas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always wear white.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.