Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful shark.

Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing mauve scarves and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milvig Kabgunpod Henjadlam.