Farnbarngut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient coyote.

Farnbarngut created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbarngut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnbarngut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Farnbarngut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Farnbarngut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not chop down trees.