Pakartdap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome unicorn.

Pakartdap created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakartdap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pakartdap, she will cry a lot.

Pakartdap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pakartdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing mauve skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hurt ducks.