Cudkabnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive gerbil.

Cudkabnull created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudkabnull, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudkabnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudkabnull's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cudkabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudkabnull.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.