Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful skunk.

Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Carfagbagbut Jonnignuttcep Stersagnad.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Do not eat bread.