Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy lobster.

Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wipcibfosslitratmancapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.