Kikfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane dingo.

Kikfeb created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikfeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kikfeb, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kikfeb's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kikfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.