Futbenflam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing frog.

Futbenflam created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futbenflam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Futbenflam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Futbenflam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Futbenflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.