Jigfliszed is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy bear.

Jigfliszed created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Jigfliszed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigfliszed, he will turn you into a snail.

Jigfliszed's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jigfliszed's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Always obey Jigfliszed's priests.

4. Never talk about dark matter near turtles while wearing black corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.