Nurlbedrull is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful turtle.

Nurlbedrull created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbedrull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurlbedrull, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nurlbedrull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nurlbedrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the east.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.