Midgunkop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive chinchilla.

Midgunkop created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgunkop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midgunkop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Midgunkop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Midgunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midgunkop.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.