Daggupxemmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident yak.

Daggupxemmis created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daggupxemmis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Daggupxemmis, she will refuse to believe in you.

Daggupxemmis' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Daggupxemmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daggupxemmis.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.