Vilkimsomjin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring toad.

Vilkimsomjin created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilkimsomjin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilkimsomjin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vilkimsomjin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vilkimsomjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vilkimsomjin eight times a day.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always obey Vilkimsomjin's priests.

4. Vilkimsomjin loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Vilkimsomjin first in all things.
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