Ligmidgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful cobra.

Ligmidgeb created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmidgeb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligmidgeb, it will turn you into a dog.

Ligmidgeb's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ligmidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligmidgeb.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.