Miplimbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent owl.

Miplimbaf created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miplimbaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Miplimbaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Miplimbaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Miplimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six birds approach from the west.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.