Rapbophud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful salamander.

Rapbophud created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rapbophud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapbophud, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rapbophud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rapbophud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.