Litnurtrill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental horse.

Litnurtrill created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litnurtrill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Litnurtrill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Litnurtrill's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Litnurtrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never hop in the presence of tortoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.