Cebfobmum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Cebfobmum created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebfobmum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cebfobmum, it will turn you into a tree.

Cebfobmum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cebfobmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.